puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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kawaiians:

WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE

ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS

HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be

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believed:

no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

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fetusparty:

i don’t think “eating face” is going to be used to represent people making out anymore

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marmalade-chainsaw:

more like listening to the stairs omg

marmalade-chainsaw:

more like listening to the stairs omg

(Source: gorgossium)

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beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

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lickystickypickywe:

It took Mario Parker-Milligan less than a semester to decide that he was paying too many fees to Higher One, the company hired by his college to pay out students’ financial aid on debit cards.

Four years after he opted out, his classmates still face more than a dozen fees - for replacement…

(Source: ap.org)

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